Yes, this may be the final crop report you see here on ShoutWire. The decision to take the editorials off the front page coupled with the fact that SW writers do not get paid has taken nearly all the motivation out of it. I refuse to write this for five people who happen to catch it floating somewhere on page ten of user submissions. If the reader base isn’t all in, it is just not worth it. However, there is something you can do if you would like to see it continue; email the shit out of the owners of this site and let them know the editorials must be kept on the front page. The email address is firstname.lastname@example.org.
On with the report.
Prices in Michigan have been holding steady from what I hear. In the home of the Wolverines you can pick up an 1/8 of some blueberry nugs for 45. An 1/8 of their regular stuff can be found for 25. I have it on good authority that the primo bud is readily available, at least on a weekly basis, and has been for over a year.
Covering more of the great, frozen north, we move on to Southern Ontario. Just south of Toronto, prices have gone up recently from 80 a half to upwards of 95 for mid grade stuff. The same goes for around 200 an ounce. Sadly, it use to be 200 an ounce for the good stuff. I was told a grow house got busted in that area, so that may have something to do with the raise in prices. Fuck the police.
Staying in Canada for just a few minutes, we travel to Halifax, NS, where a gram of kills will run you 10$. 10 grams will run you 60 to 70, where an ounce is anywhere in-between 200 and 220. The bud varies widely and I’m told quality is all about who you know.
Prices in India are sickly low. Rumors are of a dime sack of some average smoke going for 50 cents. (Not the rapper, the thing that’s actually worth something.) A kilo of the better quality stuff runs between 150-200 US dollars. With all the different strains going around, it is possible to mix a concoction that will knock you straight on your ass.
Off to Texas, home of the hated Dallas Cowboys and the decent San Antonio Spurs. Zips of shwagg are going for 40-60 on the mean streets of Dallas, whereas you can get a quarter of the good shit for as little as 80. The o-zones of the good stuff can be found for 210, although typically when bought in smaller quantities, it is found at 15 a gram.
If this is the last crop report, I would like to end it here in Colorado. I’m getting my halfs of shwagg for 25, zones for 50, and a qp goes for 150. Nugs are holding steady at 50 an 1/8, 100 a quarter, and 250 an ounce. The best weed is always found in Boulder near the college.
That’s it for this week. Maybe if enough emails roll in I will see you again next week. If not, it’s been fun.