Tuesday, October 10, 2006

The Technological Sexual Revolution Of The Early 21st Century

It is late, and all across this great land of ours, bright computer screens light up darkened offices and dorm rooms with obscene images of larger than life porn stars in suggestive situations. The activity that goes on down below keyboard level during these sessions has become more and more accepted amongst the general public. The fact is we all do it, we all know each other does it, and as of late, none of us are ashamed in the least.

I will be the first to admit, yes, I do it. I am one of the legions of roommates who has waited until the other guy was gone of to work or the bar to flog the one eyed dolphin while visiting a few legitimate and perfectly legal porn sites. Judging from the history on my browser, I am not the only one either. We all do it, and we all know we all do it. No man in his right mind can resist such easy access to naked women. The truth here is, the internet has got us by the balls like no woman ever could.

In this age of high-speed connections and free passwords, there is little wonder that we are so addicted. What is that you say? You are not addicted? You have access to a wide breadth of pornography within a few short keystrokes and you are not taking full advantage of it? That is a blasphemy of the worst ilk; you should have your hard drive repossessed and your high speed connection revoked.

It is not just the guys either. Women, you do it too. As a matter of fact, I would venture to say you did it more. When a man raids the old village, he likes to get it over with as soon as possible. When a woman does it, she likes to take her time and enjoy the loot. Don’t quote me on that though, as I am still not quite sure what the hell girls want, even after marriage, divorce, dating, and a plethora of one night stands.

No matter how you look at it, this is a new sexual revolution. The sad part is, we are not having sex with each other like they did in the sixties. Even cyber sex is just glorified monkey spanking. That said, it is a lot better than the old days when one Hustler or Playboy had to last you all month.

The funny part about it is that it is only going to get worse. The internet is ever expanding and its pornography section is becoming bigger and vaster than the entire written works of the majority of major civilizations throughout history. I, for one, think this is a good thing, possibly the best thing that has ever happened to society.

But then again, I am biased as I am also a man who likes naked women’s breast maybe a bit too much.


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