I cried wolf once. This time I deliver. They aren’t the greatest pics in the world, but I’m not exactly Hugh Hefner over here.
Now spank it really quick and let’s get on with the ban report.
You may have noticed that the amount of Israel/Lebanon and 9-11 articles is slowly dropping. This is due to trigger happy admins who are as sick of the bullshit as you are and are deleting them. If you are one of the users that has had a post deleted, we appreciate the time you took to post however we would appreciate it more if you posted something on a subject that hasn’t been beaten to death.
As for banning, it has been kind of slow lately. A user called “Skyjack” got a ban from a disgruntled admin after calling us all “Dirty niggers”. The note left next to his username in our database after the ban sarcastically read “Guilty as charged”. Another user by the name of Jsizzle was banned after repeated warnings for him not to be such a troll failed to reach any part of his brain. Other than that we haven’t had any really good troll action for a few weeks now.
Apart from those two jackasses, close to 80 spammers were banned. It will never cease to amaze me how many people think SW is a good place to sell car insurance. Imagine two guys standing by a water cooler. One guy says to the other “I got some good news, Phil. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by visiting ShoutWire.”
After one of their own got a verbal beat down, a certain group of bloggers have decided not to use SW anymore. I guess that some people do learn. Still, it sounds to good to be true, we will have to give it a couple of weeks to see if they weren’t just acting out like little girls crying really loud until they either get their way or their parents smack the shit out of them and they have to get back in line or else.
In closing, I have to say that this was a really boring ban report. The jackasses nowadays just aren’t as colorful as the ones we had in the beginning. It almost makes one yearn for the days of old, when every other day someone would commit some sort of funny douchebaggery.