Websites All Pirates Should Bookmark

The Pirate Bay

Of course.  Since the murder of Torrentspy, this has been the top dog of all torrent sites.  However, lately they have been close to suffering the same fate.  With the owners facing a vacation in the big house, now is the time to get what you can and get the fuck out.  All good things come to an end and all good torrent sites eventually get shut down.  Lucky for us there will always be someone to take their place.  Like your mom did with the town slut back in the early eighties.

Watch Movies Online

Probably one of the best search engines for streaming sites anywhere, ever.  If it is out there, these guys know about it and have it cataloged and voted on.  They have a pretty active community and usually more than one source for the movies listed.  Protip: avoid Megaupload links.  You can only watch about 45 minutes before they try to make you pay.  Just like your mom.

Joox

A smaller site that I'm surprised not many people know about.  Just about every movie that passes through the internet hits the front page for at least two or three days.  As a bonus, download links are usually faster than your mom after two drinks of gin.  

OVguide.com

You can not find movies on this site, but you can find links to just about every site in the universe that you can find movies on.  When looking for a movie, I like to use this as a starting point.  Kind of like your mom when I'm looking for a hooker.

Google Video

I'm often shocked at the amount of people who have no idea how rampant piracy runs on the world's greatest search engine.  If you know what your looking for you can find some real gems with a simple search.  Surprisingly, Google doesn't moderate for piracy as much as some of the smaller sites.  I don't think they are too worried about getting sued.  Unlike your mom after the great ought-six outbreak of herpes...

DivxMovies4u

I know, the name sounds like a Thai hooker is trying to sell you divx movies, but this site has a pretty good selection.  (The mom jokes were getting lame so I threw some racism in there to throw you off)  The layout of the site is pretty good and the list of movies is sweet, sweet, scrolling goodness.  

Icefilms

While it does look like every other streaming site on the net, it does something that the others don't.  It automatically removes dead links.  This means you don't get all frustrated when you see a link to an old aliens flick you have been wanting to see for years and the god damn thing doesn't work, sending you into a whore slapping rage that your mom will never forgive you for.

Ninjavideo

Screw this site and the bitch who runs it.  Nothing ever fucking works.  Know what it is and steer your pirate ship elsewhere.

Frostwire

This isn't a site, but a free pro version of Limewire available to the masses.  Not that you couldn't just get the free version of Limewire and download the pro version from that, but you get the idea.  It just makes life a little easier.  Kind of like the credit card swiper down the back of your moms ass.

Thats the list.  Hope you found something new.  If you are left saying 'meh, I have already heard of all those...', well... fuck you, you ungrateful shit.   I hope you get raped ect.  Or you can be helpful and leave your favorite sites in a comment.  

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