Thursday, July 30, 2009

I'm Sick Of Your Stupid Blogs

I know where the irony is in the title... seeing as how you are reading this on a blog and I'm railing against blogs... but this is different. What I do here is write. Original pieces. Sometimes they suck, sometimes they don't, but they are never just one or two lines about some crap I read somewhere else. Reading something here you know you will at least be seeing work I spent more than five minutes and one cigarette fucking with.

People like this Perez Hilton guy make me want to puke and eat it. This fag, combined with the abomination that is the Twitter website, are ruining internet journalism. If you can't take the time out of your day to spend an hour trying to make something worthy of being read, then you don't belong posting anywhere. If you only have a quick blurb, save that shit for a comment section somewhere. When people click on an article they want to fucking read something.

Die in a chemical fire, you assholes. You are ruining what we took years to build.

The same thing goes for the assholes who copy and paste something funny they read on another blog. This has been going on for years. I would like to travel back in time to the moment the first fucktard who did it decided it was ok to STEAL someone elses work and use it to run ads and get a few extra hits and kick his ass. Fuck you bastards. If you didn't write it yourself, what makes you think the original author would give you permission to post it to your crappy site and act like you did? Copypasta is only funny on 4chan... everywhere else it is annoying crap.

Speaking on behalf of others who actually write and don't just Twitter, we have worked hard to shut down print newspapers all over the country. Now we are being screwed by lame dick faggots whose creativity spans all of two sentences before they call it a day. What they do is NOT news. It is NOT journalism. For fucks sake, it is not even worthy of a good comment most of the time.

It is not even blogging. Blogging at least has some merits.

Starting with Myspace, and ending with Twitter, creating a big Facebook sandwhich, is the evil that has destroyed our credibility forever. Social news should have called it a day with sites like Fark, Shoutwire, Digg and Reddit. It all went downhill when certain assholes began to think just having their name on something was enough to get people involved. I don't give a fuck who you are. Write something good or go back to your Facebook sammich, bitches.

Sure, I write crap every now and then. We all do. But at least I try to give you more than two paragraphs. That is the difference between a simple comment and something that should be shared. That is the mindset we need to get back to these days. Also, if you are trying to sell something, do it the old fashioned way by going door to door so we can sick our dogs on you. No one buys a wedding dress on the internet, and if that's what your website is selling, eat shit and die.

Thus ends six paragraphs of a good, old school rant. Six plus two sentences and this closing. See how I did that? Now take the cock out of your mouth, you Twitter faggots, and suck this instead. This is what the internet was supposed to be, not you.

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

Calm down dude... its only the internet.

And cool it with the homophobic stuff, it makes you sound like a frat-boy or a HALO player.

xxoozero said...

I am a HALO player...

Anonymous said...

What's the point zero?

Some asshole will just come and censor it for you on 99% of these social news sites anyway. Free speech died to make room for enormous egos a long time ago. Sadly, most of these egocentric people couldn't write something worth reading if they slipped, fell and busted their face on the greatest thing ever worth writing about.

... Wanna guess some of the sites that have decided to join the 99% that cast away material for epeen's?

I used to admire that site. So much for that.

I'll see you on Skype one of these nights, ask you about your death count.

-TDD

Anonymous said...

I understand your disappointment, to hell with these stupid internet trends nowadays...

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Anonymous said...

Someone is angry because he doesn't get a lot of readers.

Anonymous said...

I completely agree and don't find it homophobic that you're calling perez hilton a fag, he IS a fag, and he's one of the many that have decided to fuck real journalism as hard as they can, understand exactly why you're so mad, it's affecting a lot of people. I really wish someone would kill that fat burden of society.

Anonymous said...

Zero your name is so appropriate:

zero talent
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you are zero and for the rest of your life remain a zero. You are nothing and your blogs have zero entertainment/redeeming qualities.

Yeah...zero good name!! Maybe that is the one thing you could get right!

Anonymous said...

Kill Ryan Seacrest as well.

Anonymous said...

I was entertained.I laughed just as I always do when I read all his other rants.

Anonymous said...

Die in a chemical fire......that is gold!

Anonymous said...

Zero,

I am a long time shoutwire fan and I have to tell you, I went onto perez hiltons site just to bash him.

didnt even read what he said. I'm a mindless drone of yours zero, just tell me what to do.

Anonymous said...

well said (and written) dude. another thing i note is that u actually have a reason for thinking the way u do and u give it. compare this to the other tards (including a few comments alreadfy here) that just make statements as though their word is credicbility enough, eg the 'zero you suck' one, no mention at all about how or why... just moronicism and unfounded self-esteem.

Anonymous said...

you da man zero!!! your garbage blogs are the reason i came to shoutwire

Anonymous said...

You guys has just been trolled. He's doing this to get more view counts.

Brandon James said...

"It all went downhill when certain assholes began to think just having their name on something was enough to get people involved."

Unfortunately, more often than not, they're right. The world is drowning with sycophants and nut huggers.

Anonymous said...

"Calm down dude... its only the internet.

And cool it with the homophobic stuff, it makes you sound like a frat-boy or a HALO player."

You sir, are a fag.

Keep it up zero, you the only good fucking poster on SW anymore. The rest is just as you've said it is.
I read something on there the other day that was 7 sentences of non connecting, pointless shit.

mrbig4545 said...

you're a fag and yo momma is a mexican.

Wutever said...

Good fkin rant, even if u wont achieve anything, u gotta let it out.

Bacon.

Anonymous said...

Fucking amen. I used to spend loads of time on Shoutwire reading good articles and watching people bash the fuck out of each other.

Then it died because of some fags putting ads all over the place and screwing the sites coding up.

Now there's nowhere to get anything decent in the way of non mainstream media bullshit.

Keep these articles up, even though a lot of them tend to be rants I fucking love em....

Pakivelli said...

^ there is a site... its called thisaintnews.com... check it out.... shoutwire will always have a place in my nutsack shaped heart

Anonymous said...

i loled, locked some chick up, stole her crap and jerked off. great blog fag

Chris said...

I totally agree with you zero. I'm really getting sick of *anchors* on CNN attempting to report *news* but their only sources of information are from dipshits that twitter them. What the fuck? Since when did it matter what Joe Six-Pack, or DetLionsFan69 thinks? (Ugh i hate that i know WHO Joe Six-Pack is, thank you Palin.)

And screw Facebook too. I deleted my account ONE day before they changed their legal terms so that no one could permanently delete their respective pages and/or photos. Coincidentally, I didn't even know they were going to do that. I guess I got lucky. Fuck them and all the university students that spend all their class time on Facebook. I wish they payed their own tuition.

Anyway, keep up the rants zero, look forward to reading them.

Anonymous said...

You think you're different from the rest but in reality you aren't bringing anything worthwhile to the table just like the hackjobs out there.

Ranting isn't interesting, and it for sure isn't original...

PS: i love your work and have followed you on Shoutwire for some time now. I want to read solid articles from you, not the everyday rant i can find literally anywhere else...

Anonymous said...

Locked my account on shout*ire, aye? I think by doing that you proved my point that you are a little bitch. You cannot handle the truth and your lies are finally catching up to you.

Anonymous said...

You are so right and you say it with such passion. You had me rolling in stitched. Keep up the zero writing, it is quite entertaining and something to read!

Anonymous said...

You lied! You are not banned from any site, you just can't comment on anything I post. You lied to get sympathy and play the martyr, you're such a little bitch!

Anonymous said...

Do the universe a favor and kill yourself Zero!

Anonymous said...

Go to jail already! Or is that just another thing to get attention??? You are easily one of the biggest losers on this planet. I can't decide more pathetic: the fact that you think you are cool or the sheer fact that you are a loser. I suggest that you kill yourself. You really don't mean anything to anyone and one less of your kind of people is better for everyone. Hey, your death may even get a lot of hits for your lame-ass site. Then everyone can make you some kind of internet martyr....yeah kill yourself. You don't have a job, any money, you have no talent, your fat and igly. You don' have any friends or family. You are just a gigantic loser. KILL yourself.

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